Fractured Christmas Carols – Christmas Carols, as children recite them — to hilarious effect!
Fractured Christmas Carols – No one can fracture a Christmas Carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:
- Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
- We three kings of porridge and tar
- On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
- Later on we’ll expire, as we dream by the fire.
- He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice.
- Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.
- With the jelly toast proclaim
- Olive, the other reindeer.
- Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
- Sleep in heavenly peas
- In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
- You’ll go down in Listerine
- Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
- Come, froggy faithful
- You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require”
- Good tidings we bring to you and your kid