Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey – Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one large enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No, ma’am, they’re dead.”
Thanksgiving Jokes
- Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
- Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
- Funny Thanksgiving quotes
- Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
- How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives
- Last Minute Turkey
- Stuff a turkey
- Thanksgiving Dinner Bribe
- Thanksgiving rules
- Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
- Things not to do at Thanksgiving
- Turkey Riddles
- Twas the Night of Thanksgiving