Expelled from college for poor eyesight – You would think that this would violate the federal ADA law, but you would be wrong …
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
“Jim, is everything okay?” he asked.
“No, it’s not. My son was expelled from college because his poor eyesight.”
The man was shocked, and replied “How could they expel your son for his eyesight?”
Jim answered, “He mistook the dean of women for one of the coeds.”