Tom Raymond

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

Flight out of Egypt - yes, kids do say the funniest things! When the child draws his favorite Bible story - Joseph, Mary, Jesus on a plane?

Flight out of Egypt

Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Red Skelton jokes about marriage - from Red's TV show, a collection of jokes by Red, his henpecked character George Appleby & others

Red Skelton jokes about marriage

Community Service - the difference between how the working people of the community repay kindness, & our 'public servants'

Community Service

Three Bees - a sweet story of three hurt bees, and how their hive sisters came to the rescue, as told by a young girl

Three Bees