Funny quotes from Neptune’s Daughter starring Esther Williams, Red Skelton, Ricardo Montalban, Betty Garrett
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): … and a polo player’s what I’ve always wanted!
Eve Barrett (Esther Williams): And last year it was a football player that you’d always wanted, the year before that it was a cowboy.
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Well, I’m flexible.
Eve Barrett (Esther Williams): Betty, dear, you’ve got to stop throwing yourself at men. You’re only going to get hurt.
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Not if my aim is good!
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Actually, I have a date with him [referring to Red Skelton] tonight.
Eve Barrett (Esther Williams): Can’t you get in enough trouble here without going below the border?
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Gee, you’re handsome. Do you think I’m pretty? You don’t have to answer that now.
Jose O’Rourke (Ricardo Montalban): Hasta la vista.
Jack Spratt (Red Skelton): Huh?
Jose O’Rourke (Ricardo Montalban): I’m sorry. In your language, that means, “Adios, amigo.”
Eve Barrett (Esther Williams): I don’t know whether to kiss you or kill you!
Jack Spratt (Red Skelton): Kiss me.
Eve Barrett (Esther Williams): Fine time to get home!
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Fine time before I got home.
Jack Spratt (Red Skelton): [Impersonating José O’Rourke] Spanish is the beautiful language of love.
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): You speak it fluently, don’t you?
Jack Spratt (Red Skelton): Mmm, oh, umh, Tijuana.
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Ah, huh, well, I wanna if you wanna.
Betty Barrett (Betty Garrett): Oh, I forgot – my engagement ring. I bought it today. You’ll get the bill for it tomorrow.
Jose O’Rourke (Ricardo Montalban): Well… guess this is what you call a happy ending, huh? After all, I got the girl I wanted, she got the man she wanted, and you… Well, you got the business.
Joe Backett (Keenan Wynn): Yeah. Yeah, I sure did, didn’t I?