Valentine’s Day knock knock jokes – funny and kid-safe as well
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin time! Here’s your valentine!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentines chocolates left for me?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Oscar.
Oscar who?
Oscar if she loves me!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cantalolope.
Cantalope who?
Can’t elope, let’s have a church wedding!