Which is closer, the moon or California? – a funny example of clown logic – enjoy!
Two hobo clowns were sitting on a park bench one moonlight evening.
One hobo looks at the moon, and then turns to the other, ‘Which is closer, the moon or California?’
The other hobo looks at him with a derisive look and replies, ‘Don’t be stupid! The moon is closer! You can’t see California from here!’