The Innkeepers Top 10 list of Excuses – Everyone knows the part of the Christmas story where there was no room for Joseph and Mary at the Inn … but what excuse could the Innkeeper have for turning away the pregnant mother of the Savior of the world?
10. Roman’s ‘Stay Free’ promotion a bit too successful.
9. Wife said he couldn’t accept olive wood carvings as payment anymore.
8. Too busy getting new ‘Motel One’ franchise going.
7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels.
6. Filled up for the ‘Caesar Impersonators’’ convention.
5. Didn’t accept the Judean Express Card.
4. Last room left was by the ice machine.
3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before.
2. Closed front desk early to take family to watch unique star.
1. No last names, no service.