A young boy running away from home – but what happens when he can’t cross the street? enjoy the joke!
A boy ran by a man standing on the curb. five minutes later the boy rushed by again. After this had happened a half-dozen times, the man stopped him and asked, “What’s the idea, Sonny? What’s the rush?” The boy looked up very indignantly and shouted, “I’m running away from home!”
“Oh,” said the man, “But you’ve gone around the same block at least five times.”
“I know it!” shouted the boy over his shoulder as he started running again. “My mom won’t let me cross the street.”