One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters

United States Marine Corps
A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: “One Marine is better than ten ISIS fighters”. The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun-battle...
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Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man

Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II
Funny movie quotes from Maisie Gets Her Man, starring Red Skelton and Ann Sothern. A romantic comedy, set during World War II Maisie Ravier  (Ann Sothern): No, he ain’t no college professor, he’s a knife thrower! Hap Hixby (Red Skelton): Don’t leave now, you’re missing the best part!Maisie  Ravier (Ann Sothern): Am I?...
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Funny movie quotes from I Dood It

Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell
Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where €™s your ticket?Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment,...
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Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man

Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak
Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man (1950) starring Red Skelton, Gloria DeHaven, Walter Slezak Funny movie quotes from The Yellow Cab Man, a very funny Red Skelton comedy, where he plays an accident-prone man who gets mixed up in a murder!
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Funny movie quotes from L’il Abner

Funny Movie Quotes from L'il Abner (1959)
Funny Movie Quotes from L’il Abner (1959) Mammy Yoakum (Billie Hayes): I has spoken. Daisy Mae (Leslie Parrish): Why it’s the Bar Harbor Scraggs.Romeo Scragg (Robert Strauss): Yeah, they’ve been barred from every harbor in the country.
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Stick Out Your Tongue joke

Stick Out Your Tongue joke
Stick Out Your Tongue – a funny series of jokes between Red Skelton and Reginald Denny, on the Red Skelton Show season 4. Reggie is convinced that Red’s under the weather, and simply wants him to stick out his tongue …
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Lawyer and doctor discuss billing

Lawyer jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, only to have their conversation continually interrupted by people asking the doctor for free medical advice. After a while, the doctor, exasperated, asked the lawyer, “What do you do to prevent people for asking you for legal advice...
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