Very funny typos in newspaper ads, similar to Jay Leno’s Headlines segment
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December 26, 2019 user
Advertisement jokes
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A traveler for a big publishing house couldn’t wait to get to St. Louis, where his oldest friend owned a prosperous bookstore. “Sam,” he said to the owner the moment they were alone, “I want you to lend me $2000.00.” “The answer, Joe,” said Sam, “is positively no.”...
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December 25, 2019 user
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A man is walking down the street with his friend. He said to his friend, “I’m a walking economy.” His friend replied, “How’s that?” “It’s like this, my hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting...
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December 25, 2019 user
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Funny movie quotes from Three Hams on Rye – a funny Shemp-era Three Stooges short film Shemp: Come with me to the casbah-dor! Moe: Listen to me spout Shakespeare! A rose by any other name would smell… Larry: And so do you!
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December 21, 2019 user
Funny movie quotes
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A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”
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December 17, 2019 user
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Funny movie quotes from County Hospital, starring Laurel and Hardy
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December 17, 2019 user
Funny movie quotes
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December 17, 2019 user
Star Trek jokes
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