Funny movie quotes from Road to Rio

Funny movie quotes from Road to Rio starring Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour

Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Swine!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Pig!
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): That’€™s the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): All right. Ham!


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Why not?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Up in the stratosphere?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Oh, you
[mumbles]
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Who do you think I am – Mr. Jordan?


Road to Rio, starring Bing Crosby, Bob Hope, Dorothy LamousHot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.


Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): [Uncovering a side of meat in a freezer as he looks for Hot Lips] Well, I’€™m getting warm. That’€™s ham!


Lucia Maria de Andrade: I don’€™t know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn’€™t know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Look, why don’€™t you just run for Congress and leave us alone?


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom?
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): I’€™ll listen for you on ‘€œThe Inner Sanctum.’€


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Staring at Lucia’€™s very tight gown] How’€™d you put that on – with a spray-gun?


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Look at this contract we signed for five months – two weeks guarantee!


Cardoso: You phoneys! You’€™ll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Who wants to work? We’€™re musicians!


Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): Yeah, who knows this co’€¦
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?


Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): Are you admitting you’€™re a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): No, a clean one!


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [to his trumpet] You happy little Grable bait!


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): If they hear us, we’€™re dead ducks!
Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
Scat Sweeney (Bing Crosby): [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!


Hot Lips Barton (Bob Hope): [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That’€™s what they get for not seeing our pictures!

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Comments

    • Derrick Hussong
    • February 26, 2018
    Reply

    Which Road picture had the Hope character react to a Crosby character’s line with the comeback something like, “Hey, my sponsor!”?

      • admin
      • February 27, 2018
      Reply

      Road to Utopia – Bing Crosby makes a joke about knocking out teeth, and Hope replies, “My sponsor!” (Pepsodent)

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