Ole and Lena – Ole dies
From the series of ‘Ole and Lena’ jokes – what Lena does after Ole passes away – *very* funny!
Ole dies. His widow, Lena, goes to post the obituary.
The clerk at the newspaper asks, ‘What do you want to print in the death notice?’
Lena, taciturn Swede that she is, says, ‘Print: Ole died.’
The clerk replies, ‘Don’t you want to say more than that? The first five words are free.’
Lena thinks for a minute and then says, ‘OK print this: Ole died. Boat for sale.’