Ole and Lena

Ole and Lena – Ole dies

Ole and Lena – Ole dies

From the series of ‘Ole and Lena’ jokes – what Lena does after Ole passes away – *very* funny!

Ole dies. His widow, Lena, goes to post the obituary.

The clerk at the newspaper asks, ‘€œWhat do you want to print in the death notice?’€

Lena, taciturn Swede that she is, says, ‘€œPrint: Ole died.’€

The clerk replies, ‘€œDon’€™t you want to say more than that? The first five words are free.’€
Lena thinks for a minute and then says, ‘€œOK print this: Ole died. Boat for sale.’€


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