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Funny Movie Quotes from Laurel and Hardy’€™s Block-Heads

Funny Movie Quotes from Laurel and Hardy’€™s Block-Heads –  starring Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, James Finlayson, Billy Gilbert

Stan Laurel: You remember how dumb I used to be?
Oliver Hardy: Yeah?
Stan Laurel: Well, I’€™m better now.


Stan Laurel: If you want me to go, I’€™ll stay as long as you like.


Oliver Hardy: But, Dear, I haven’€™t seen Stan in 20 years.
Mrs. Hardy: I couldn’t see him in a hundred years.


Stan Laurel: How long did you say it would take us to get up there?
Oliver Hardy: Oh, just a jiffy.
Stan Laurel: How far is a jiffy?
Oliver Hardy: About three shakes of a dead lamb’€™s tail.
Stan Laurel: I didn’€™t think it was so far.



Block-Heads, 1938Oliver Hardy: [Ollie’€™s house key, attached to his pants, is stuck in the lock, so to free Ollie, he had to remove his pants; Stan easily removes the key from the lock] Why didn’€™t you tell me you had the key out of the lock?
Stan Laurel: Well, you didn’€™t ask me.
Oliver Hardy: ‘€œYou didn’€™t ask me’€.
Stan Laurel: Gee, that’€™s pretty underwear.
Oliver Hardy: Don’€™t get personal.


Stan Laurel: Do you think your wife would mind if I smoked my pipe?
Oliver Hardy: Of course not. What’€™s all right with me is okay with her.
Stan Laurel: I know, but a lot of dames are particular.
Oliver Hardy: Well yes, but’€¦ What do you mean calling my wife a dame?


Stan Laurel: What’€™s a knick-knack?
Oliver Hardy: Oh a knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.


[repeated line]
Stan Laurel: There’€™s going to be a fight.


Mrs. Hardy: [adorably] And make that hour short.


Mrs. Hardy: [coming back from store] So you were only going to be gone an hour!


Stan Laurel: [to 901 guy] There’€™s going to be a fight.
Stan Laurel: [to by-passers] There’€™s going to be a fight.
Stan Laurel: [to guy going into apartment] Hey, there’€™s going to be a fight.
Stan Laurel: [to desk guy] You better call an ambulance. It’€™s going to be terrible. There’€™s going to be a fight.


Oliver Hardy: Ha ha ha! Come see my grandfather. My grandfather left. He said, ‘€œHello, sugar!’€


 

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