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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

The Famous U.S.S.Enterprise / Road Runner Story

Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek - I understand that some people think that TV can be educational ... but Star Trek re-runs?

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46 Things that never happen in Star Trek

Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek - I understand that some people think that TV can be educational ... but Star Trek re-runs?

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Everything I need to know, I learned from watching Star Trek

Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign - Star Trek song parody of the song, Fifty Ways to Kill Your Lover

Fifty Ways to Kill an Ensign

Short Star Trek Jokes

Short Star Trek Jokes

Star Trek puns and groaners

Star Trek puns and groaners