Silly Songs Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

song lyrics to We’ll Build a Bungalow from the classic I Love Lucy episode, The Benefit - as sung by Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz

We’ll Build a Bungalow – song lyrics

Keep your worms warm

The Littlest Worm

There's a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics, as sung by Groucho Marx

There’s a place called Omaha, Nebraska song lyrics

Song lyrics to ‘Down By the Bay’, a classic silly song — ‘Down by the bay where the watermelons grow, back to my home I dare not go …’

Down By the Bay

Mairzy Doats - song lyrics

Mairzy Doats

May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose song lyrics

May the Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose song lyrics

Song lyrics to 'I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap' - a silly song for children

I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap

Do Your Ears Hang Low?