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fishing trip with the guys - when the businessman calls home to ask his wife to pack for a weekend fishing trip, what could go wrong?

fishing trip with the guys

Flight out of Egypt - yes, kids do say the funniest things! When the child draws his favorite Bible story - Joseph, Mary, Jesus on a plane?

Church and God jokes Uncategorized

Flight out of Egypt

Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

Lou Costello's definition of a husband

Lou Costello’s definition of a husband

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Ghost starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, the Andrews Sisters

Funny movie quotes from Hold that Ghost

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello's first movie for MGM, "Rio Rita"

Funny movie quotes from Rio Rita

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Glen Strange

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Your forefathers - classic Abbott and Costello comedy from their movie, Comin' Round the Mountain

Your forefathers