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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Lou Costello's definition of a husband

Lou Costello’s definition of a husband

Funny movie quotes from Hold That Ghost starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, the Andrews Sisters

Funny movie quotes from Hold that Ghost

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello in Hollywood

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello's first movie for MGM, "Rio Rita"

Funny movie quotes from Rio Rita

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, starring Bud Abbott, Lou Costello, Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney Jr., Glen Strange

Funny movie quotes from Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Your forefathers - classic Abbott and Costello comedy from their movie, Comin' Round the Mountain

Your forefathers