Saint Patrick’s Day riddles for young and old – enjoy!
Q: What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A sham rock!
Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green!
Q: When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
A: When it’s a French fry!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare!
Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
A: He gets wet!
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Q: How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?
A: Because they are hard to find and lucky to have!
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!