Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening. They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back alley. Upon investigation, they found a semi-conscious man in a pool of blood.
“Help me, I’ve been mugged and viciously beaten.” he pleaded.
The two social workers turned and walked away.
One remarked to her colleague, “You know the person that did this really needs help.”
(Editor’s note: this would fit in well as part of a skit about the Good Samaritan)