If you can guess how many chickens – Can the clown guess how many chickens are in the bag? Even with a ‘hint’?
Two clowns were walking towards each other on a narrow country road, The country bumpkin was carrying a burlap bag over his shoulder. The other clown asked, ‘What do you have in the bag?’
The country bumpkin clown replied, ‘Just some chickens.’
The other clown, hungry, asked, ‘If I guess how many are in the sack, can I have one?’
The country bumpking replied, ‘Well, sure! If you can guess how many, I’ll give you both of them!’
The other clown, with a smirk, answered after a few seconds, ‘’¦ five?’
(Note: this joke is the basis for the clown skit, What do you have in the bag?)