Song lyrics to ‘I Wish I Were a Little Bar of Soap’ – a silly song for children
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap,
Bar of soap
For I’d slippy and I’d slidy
Over everybody’s hidey
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito,
Little mosquito
For I’d nippy and I bity
Under everybody’s nightie
Oh I wish I were a little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop,
Bottle of pop
For I’d go down with a slurp
And I’d come up with a burp
Oh I wish I were a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow,
English sparrow
For I’d sitty on the steeple
And I’d spitty on the people
Oh I wish I were a little English sparrow