- The finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
- People ask, when they learn that Jesus Christ fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ‘em.
- When the pastor says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” five men and two women stand up.
- Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.
- A member of the Church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “It ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of.”
- The choir is knon as the “OK Chorale.”
How to know if you attend a Redneck Church
