When Hannibal crossed the Alps – Haven’t we all had a teacher like this? and you have to admire the student’s quick wit!
The teacher noticed that young Johnny wasn’t paying attention in history class, and decided to teach him a quick lesson on the need to pay attention.
The teacher suddenly asked, ‘Johnny, what happened when Hannibal crossed the Alps with a hundred elephants?’
Johnny replied, ‘He got a mountain range that never forgets.’