Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, ‘Loco Boy Makes Good’ – Moe, Larry, and Curly give up on an insurance scheme in order to help a poor old lady keep her hotel – but opening night is a disaster until Curly puts on a magician’s jacket by mistake, and becomes the life of the party!
Funny movie quotes from Loco Boy Makes Good starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard,Larry Fine,Curly Howard)
Sign: Happy Haven Hotel’Rooms $1 a month’Free Showers when it rains
Larry (Larry Fine): [thrown out of the hotel] He can’t throw us out just because we’re eight months behind on the rent.
Moe (Moe Howard): But he did. I’m going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly (Curly Howard): Get my other pair of socks too, they’re standing up behind the stove.
Curly (Curly Howard): Don’t you dare hit me in the head! You know I’m not normal!
Moe (Moe Howard): [does an eye poke instead]
Moe (Moe Howard): Wait a minute, Shylock, she’ll have the money on time.
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah and I’ll see that you get it too, me, myself, I personally, I’ll guarantee it personally, see?
Mr. Scroggins: [to Curly] And who are you?
Moe (Moe Howard): Who is he? Why, he’s one of the biggest steel men in the country. He’d steal anythi’¦ I mean, his steel is know from coast to coast. Willy Steal.
Curly (Curly Howard): [shaking hands with Moe] and how! [taking Mr. Scroggins’ hat] Is that your hat?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly (Curly Howard): [referring to his bald head] Why don’t you have your head Simonized?
Hotel owner: How can I ever thank you?
Curly (Curly Howard): Don’t try! By the way, here’s 52 dollars I found in my pocket.
Hotel owner: Why, that’s the amount I gave Mr. Scroggins.
Curly (Curly Howard): Now ain’t that a coincidence?
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, Did you notice the beautiful watch that Scroggins had on?
Curly (Curly Howard): Notice it? I got it!
Moe (Moe Howard): Are you hurt?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, but I don’t care!
Moe (Moe Howard): [to Curly, who’s holding a nail backward, with the head of the nail against the wall] Wait a minute, you dimwit! Don’t you know nothin’ about drivin’ nails? Are you that dumb? Do you see where that nail is pointin’? That nail is for the opposite wall.
Curly (Curly Howard): Moe! Say a few syllables!
Moe (Moe Howard): I’ll annihilate ya!
Curly (Curly Howard): [dropping Moe] Wrong syllables!
Larry (Larry Fine): Moe, would it be possible for us to …
Moe (Moe Howard): I don’t think it would be possible.
Sign: [featuring the Three Stooges] Nill, Null and Void’three hams who lay their own eggs
Moe (Moe Howard): Good evening friends. I would call you ladies and gentlemen, but you know what you are.
Moe (Moe Howard): We have a request …
Curly (Curly Howard): From the busboy …
Moe (Moe Howard): Yes. To execute a song entitled ‘She was bred in old Kentucky, but she’s just a crumb up here.’
Curly (Curly Howard): How do you like that audience! Hit me with a tomato!
Balbo the Magician (Vernon Dent): A tomato?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, a cowardly tomato; the kind that hits me and runs.
Moe (Moe Howard): Get out there and mingle with the guests.
Curly (Curly Howard): Listen, you!
Moe (Moe Howard): Mingle, or I’ll mangle.
[Larry, as a waiter, is passing by, dinner order in hand]
Bearded nightclub patron: [to Larry as he passes by] Uh, pardon me. Do you have pate de fois gras?
Larry (Larry Fine): [Clearly confused] I’ll see if the band can play it.