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Funny movie quotes from Loco Boy Makes Good

Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, ‘Loco Boy Makes Good’ – Moe, Larry, and Curly give up on an insurance scheme in order to help a poor old lady keep her hotel – but opening night is a disaster until Curly puts on a magician’s jacket by mistake, and becomes the life of the party!

Funny movie quotes from Loco Boy Makes Good starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard,Larry Fine,Curly Howard)

Sign: Happy Haven Hotel’€”Rooms $1 a month’€”Free Showers when it rains

Larry (Larry Fine): [thrown out of the hotel] He can’t throw us out just because we’re eight months behind on the rent.
Moe (Moe Howard): But he did. I’m going back in to get my other shirt.
Curly (Curly Howard): Get my other pair of socks too, they’re standing up behind the stove.

Curly (Curly Howard): Don’€™t you dare hit me in the head! You know I’€™m not normal!
Moe (Moe Howard): [does an eye poke instead]

Moe (Moe Howard): Wait a minute, Shylock, she’ll have the money on time.
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah and I’ll see that you get it too, me, myself, I personally, I’ll guarantee it personally, see?
Mr. Scroggins: [to Curly] And who are you?
Moe (Moe Howard): Who is he?  Why, he’€™s one of the biggest steel men in the country.  He’€™d steal anythi’€¦ I mean, his steel is know from coast to coast. Willy Steal.
Curly (Curly Howard): [shaking hands with Moe] and how! [taking Mr. Scroggins’€™ hat] Is that your hat?
Mr. Scroggins: Yes.
Curly (Curly Howard): [referring to his bald head] Why don’€™t you have your head Simonized?

Hotel owner: How can I ever thank you?
Curly (Curly Howard): Don’€™t try!  By the way, here’€™s 52 dollars I found in my pocket.
Hotel owner: Why, that’€™s the amount I gave Mr. Scroggins.
Curly (Curly Howard): Now ain’€™t that a coincidence?

Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, Did you notice the beautiful watch that Scroggins had on?
Curly (Curly Howard): Notice it? I got it!

Moe (Moe Howard): Are you hurt?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, but I don’€™t care!

Moe (Moe Howard): [to Curly, who’€™s holding a nail backward, with the head of the nail against the wall] Wait a minute, you dimwit! Don’€™t you know nothin’€™ about drivin’€™ nails? Are you that dumb? Do you see where that nail is pointin’€™? That nail is for the opposite wall.

Curly (Curly Howard): Moe! Say a few syllables!
Moe (Moe Howard): I’€™ll annihilate ya!
Curly (Curly Howard): [dropping Moe] Wrong syllables!

Larry (Larry Fine): Moe, would it be possible for us to …
Moe (Moe Howard): I don’€™t think it would be possible.

Sign: [featuring the Three Stooges] Nill, Null and Void’€”three hams who lay their own eggs

Moe (Moe Howard): Good evening friends.  I would call you ladies and gentlemen, but you know what you are.

Moe (Moe Howard): We have a request …
Curly (Curly Howard): From the busboy …
Moe (Moe Howard): Yes.  To execute a song entitled ‘€œShe was bred in old Kentucky, but she’€™s just a crumb up here.’€

Curly (Curly Howard): How do you like that audience! Hit me with a tomato!
Balbo the Magician (Vernon Dent): A tomato?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, a cowardly tomato; the kind that hits me and runs.

Moe (Moe Howard): Get out there and mingle with the guests.
Curly (Curly Howard): Listen, you!
Moe (Moe Howard): Mingle, or I’€™ll mangle.

[Larry, as a waiter, is passing by, dinner order in hand]
Bearded nightclub patron: [to Larry as he passes by] Uh, pardon me. Do you have pate de fois gras?
Larry (Larry Fine): [Clearly confused] I’€™ll see if the band can play it.


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