Funny movie quotes from Batman & Robin

Funny movie quotes from Batman & Robin – a bad movie with a lot of funny lines. Or is that punny lines? Enjoy!

Ice Puns galore

Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age! 

Freeze: Let’s kick some ice! 

Freeze: Cool party! 

Mr. Freeze: Allow me to break the ice: My name is Freeze. Learn it well, for it’s the chilling sound of your doom. 

Freeze: [freezes Robin] Stay cool, Birdboy. 

Mr. Freeze: In this universe, there’s only one absolute… everything freezes! 

Cop #1: Please show some mercy!
Mr. Freeze: Mercy? I’m afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. 

[Batman is trying to melt the ice, when Freeze appears in the magnifying glass of the telescope]
Mr. Freeze: Tonight’s forecast… a freeze is coming! 

Tonight, hell freezes over! 

Henchman: Excuse me, chief. I got something here you might want to see.  [Freeze freezes him]
Mr. Freeze: I hate when people talk during the movie. 

Freeze: The Ice Man cometh! 

Freeze: You’re not sending ME to the COOLER! 

Mr. Freeze: Uh-oh! 
Batman: I’m putting you on ice. 

Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy

Mr. Freeze: I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world. 
Poison Ivy: Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world. 
Mr. Freeze: Adam and Evil! 

Mr. Freeze: Let me guess, Plant Girl? Vine Lady? Huh? Hand over the diamond Garden Gal, or I’ll turn you into mulch!