Do I have to give up wine, women and song? Not the answer that he was looking for!
A man went to see his doctor for his annual physical.
After the physical was over, the patient asked: Well, doctor, what’s the verdict? Will I have to give up wine, women and song?
The doctor replied, Well, there’s good news, and there’s bad news.
The patient asked, What’s the good news?
The doctor answered: You can sing all you want!