Church signs

No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace.
Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
When the restaurant next to the church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily.
How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
In the dark? Follow the Son.