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Saying grace before we eat

Saying grace before we eat – Is *this* the reason for saying grace before meals?

Children’s pastor and the sheep dog

Children’s pastor and the sheep dog – A funny story, proving once again that asking children an open-ended question is asking for trouble! Enjoy!

The Christian barber starts witnessing

The Christian barber starts witnessing – there’s a right way to witness, and a wrong way …

April 26, 2015 user Church and God jokes No Comment

The Bricklayer Insurance Claim

The Bricklayer Insurance Claim – Yes, this is the world-famous ‘Bricklayer insurance claim’ – supposed to be true, but I don’t make that claim — only that it’s hilarious!

April 21, 2015 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Top Ten Reasons Churches Don’t Ask Clown Ministries to Return

March 31, 2015 user Church and God jokes, Clown jokes No Comment

Palm Sunday – See what happens when you miss going to church? One Palm Sunday, a little boy had a sore throat and had to stay home from church with a sitter. When the rest of the family came home, they were carrying palm branches. The little boy asked...

February 18, 2015 user Church and God jokes, Easter jokes 1 Comment

Keep your temper …

Keep your temper – Advice on keeping your temper – with the best of reasons! Keep your temper. Do not quarrel with an angry person, but give him a soft answer. It is commanded by the Holy Writ and furthermore, it makes him madder than anything else you could...

February 14, 2015 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Hymns for different occupations

Dentist’s Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman’s Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessing Contractor’s Hymn: The Church’s One Foundation The Tailor’s Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer’s Hymn: There’s a Green Hill Far Away The Politician’s Hymn: Standing on the Promises!

December 15, 2014 user Church and God jokes No Comment

The new pastor is too young?

Parishioner 1: What do you think of the new pastor? I enjoyed his sermon this morning. Parishioner 2: I didn’t. He’s too young to preach! Parishioner 1: Why do you say that?

September 26, 2014 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Jonah and the whale and the alligator

Jonah and the whale and the alligator – alligator? Enjoy the joke! Person 1: Isn’t the story of Jonah and the whale awesome? Imagine, being in the belly of the whale for three days! Person 2: That’s not that incredible – my uncle’s been in the belly of...

September 25, 2014 user Church and God jokes No Comment