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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk. Even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
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April 11, 2019 user
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A Bridge to Hawaii A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Abruptly he shouted out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.”
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November 7, 2018 user
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Golf tournament weather – sales, or management? Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds which were gathering. “Preacher,” the organizer...
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July 11, 2018 user
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Emergency heart surgery at the Catholic hospital – The man received life-saving surgery at the Catholic hospital … but who will pay the bill?
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July 6, 2018 user
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Repainting the Church – How not to repaint the church … an atrocious pun with a funny punchline!
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May 23, 2018 user
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You’re not a monk A man lived next door to a monk. He constantly heard a strange noise coming from the house. Well, at first he tried to just ignore it. But after a little while, he just couldn’t take it so he went and knocked on the...
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May 21, 2018 user
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What is a shamus? a funny joke for our Hebrew friends A shamus is a guy who takes care of handyman tasks around the temple, and makes sure everything is in working order. A shamus is at the bottom of the pecking order of synagogue functionaries, and there’s...
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May 1, 2018 user
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I have a confession to make – It’s hard to tell which is worse – the sin of vanity, or the truth?
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May 1, 2018 user
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Mother Superior’s final words – The nuns are expecting some final words of wisdom from their Mother Superior on her deathbed … of course, wisdom is in the eye of the beholder!
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April 19, 2018 user
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Missionary humor in Paris – There’s always *something* that you overlook …
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April 11, 2018 user
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