Church signs
- No Jesus-No Peace. Know Jesus-Know Peace.
- Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
- Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
- Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
- An ad for a church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.”
- When the restaurant next to the church put out a big sign with red letters that said, Open Sundays, the church reciprocated with its own message: “We are open on Sundays, too.”
- People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
- God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
- Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
- When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
- Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
- Fight truth decay-study the Bible daily.
- How will you spend eternity-Smoking or Non-smoking?
- Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
- Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
- It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
- Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
- If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
- Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
- This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
- Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
- In the dark? Follow the Son.