You’ve got mail? The tribulations of a clown and his mailbox …
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a clown, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
He opened it, looked inside, closed it shut, and stormed back into his house.
A little later the clown came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, he stormed back into the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here came the clown again. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by the clown’s actions, the man asked him, ‘Is something wrong?’
The clown replied, ‘There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I’ve got mail!’