When a clown paints the white line on the highway

When a clown paints the white line on the highway – Why clowns shouldn’t be hired to paint the white lines on highways

A white face clown was hired to paint lines on the highway.  The first day he painted five miles, and his boss was very impressed. The second day he only painted two miles, and his boss was a little disappointed, but still satisfied.  The third day the clown only painted 500 feet.

The boss sat him down and said,’€ Clown, how is it that you painted five miles on your first day, two miles the next day, but only 500 feet today?’€

The clown replied, ‘€œWell boss, I can’€™t help it!  Each day I get farther and farther away from the paint can’€.

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Tom Raymond

Professional clown who loves to laugh - happily married for 29 years, with 5 children and 1 grandson. Servant of Jesus Christ.

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