Top New Years resolutions – Not saying that I’ll actually *keep* any of these resolutions …
- I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
- I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
- When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL … LOL!”
- I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
- I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
- I will think of a password for my computer other than “password.”
- I will try to figure out why I “really” need 11 e-mail addresses.
- I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.