The clown with the dented car – Remind me to not take my car to that repair shop!
A clown was driving home and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. His clown car was covered with dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that he was a clown, so he decided to have some fun. He told the clown just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So, the clown went home, got down on his hands and knees and started blowing into his clown car’s tailpipe. Nothing happened. He blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
His roommate, another clown, came home and said, ‘What are you doing?’ The first clown told him how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled his eyes and said’¦ ‘HEL-LOOOOOOOO ‘¦You gotta roll up the windows!!!