Ozman’s Laws – something like Murphy’s Law, only more in a business setting. Except for the one about pizza! That’s true everyplace! Enjoy!
Ozman’s Laws:
- If someone says he will do something “without fail,” he won’t.
- The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make.
- People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.
- Pizza always burns the roof of your mouth.