Collection of lawyer jokes – not that nice to lawyers, but very funny! Enjoy the jokes!
Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock
Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
Q: What is the difference between a dead skunk on the road, and a dead lawyer on the road?
A: There are brake marks in front of the skunk.
A command was given to a dog: ‘SPEAK!’
The dog said in return: ‘Not without my lawyer present!’
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
