If They Married

If They Married – Very funny list of celebrity names, after hypothetical marriage, i.e. if Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali

• If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, divorced him, and married U2’€™s Bono, she’€™d be Yoko Ono Bono Bono.
• If Betty White (The Golden Girls) married Suge Knight, she’€™d be Betty White-Knight.
• If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’€™d be Dolly Dali.
• If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’€™d be Bo Ho.
• If Cocoa Chanel married Iggy Pop, she’€™d be Cocoa Pop.
• If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’€™d be Oprah Chopra.
• If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’€™d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
• If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’€™d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
• If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’€™d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
• If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’€™d be Bea Sting.
• If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and married Jerry Mathers, she’€™d be Liv Ito Beaver.
• If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’€™d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
• If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’€™d be Boog Alou.
• If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then divorced him to marry Kenny G., he’€™d be G. Ghali G.
• Nog (Quark’€™s brother on “Star Trek: Deep Space Nine”) has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he’€™d be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
• If Javier Lopez married Keiko the whale, and Edith Piaf married Rose To the elephant, they would be Javier Keiko and Edith Tu.
• If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.