Home remedies for mosquito repellent – Thanks to Libby for the inspiration for these jokes about our State Bird – the mosquito!
Two clowns overheard people talking about folk remedies for mosquito repellent – dryer sheets and Listerine.
The first clown asked, ‘How do you get the little pests to hold still long enough to rub them with the dryer sheets?’
The second clown answered, ‘That’s nothing! How do you get those little buggers to rinse and spit out the Listerine?’