Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard) – the Stooges are in the Old West, trying to get money to help their girlfriends who are forced to work in a saloon by the villain of the short film
Curly (Curly Howard): Hi, Boss.
Maxey: Late again?
Curly (Curly Howard): I couldn’t help it, Silver had a flat tire.
Moe (Moe Howard): One beer!
Curly (Curly Howard): One beer coming up.
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand]
Curly (Curly Howard): 87,54,33 hike!
[throws the mug horizontally to Moe who catches it and puts it on the table]
Larry (Larry Fine): Draw one!
Curly (Curly Howard): Draw one!
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand ]
Curly (Curly Howard): Hike! On the way!
[throws the mug to Larry who catches it the wrong way, the contents of the mug fly out onto Moe, getting him soaked]
Larry (Larry Fine): I’m sorry, Moe.
Moe (Moe Howard): Don’t worry, it was just an accident.
[grabs the beer mug and smashes it on Larryâs head]
Moe (Moe Howard): That was no accident. Who did you think I was, a customer?
[grabs him by the hair]
Moe (Moe Howard): What kind of drink is that?
Curly (Curly Howard): That’s my own brand, a Western surprise.
Moe (Moe Howard): There’s no liquor in that!
Curly (Curly Howard): That’s the surprise!
Moe (Moe Howard): A dumb guy like that can dig up gold, so can we. C’mon.
Curly (Curly Howard): Ooh, we get to be golddiggers!
Curly (Curly Howard): I can see it now, I come home from a hard days work, I whistle for the dog and my wife comes out!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Larry (Larry Fine): Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly (Curly Howard): On top of the burro, so they’ll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Larry (Larry Fine): Yeah, well … get goin’ before we starve here. C’mon.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.
[tosses eggs to Moe]
Curly (Curly Howard): A sack of flour comin’ down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Larry (Larry Fine): Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly (Curly Howard): So what? We’ll have steak smothered in lamb chops … and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Larry (Larry Fine): Well, you fix it, I’ve got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll handle it as if it were eggs! … I mean, I’ll be careful!
Moe (Moe Howard): It’s all your fault! If you hadn’t thrown the rock, I wouldn’t have thrown the dynamite, and Yorick would still be here!
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh boy, solid gold!
Moe (Moe Howard): And 14 karat too!
Curly (Curly Howard): Carrots? That don’t look like a vegetable to me!
Moe (Moe Howard): I’ll give you a cauliflower ear! [slaps Curly]
Moe (Moe Howard): Them is bonds!
Larry (Larry Fine): Bonds? Whoever heard of getting bonds out of the ground?
Moe (Moe Howard): Why not, them is gold bonds!
Curly (Curly Howard): Gee, ain’t nature wonderful!
Moe (Moe Howard): And all the time I thought we had a bonanza.
Curly (Curly Howard): Yes, we have no bonanzas!