Funny movie quotes from On Moonlight Bay – the famous Doris Day musical
Marjorie ‘Marjie’ Winfield (Doris Day): Won’t you come in and have a nice cool glass of buttermilk?
William ‘Bill’ Sherman (Gordon MacRae): Yeah. I guess I’d like that. Marjorie?
Marjorie ‘Marjie’ Winfield: Yes, William?
William ‘Bill’ Sherman: In all fairness, I’ve got to tell you something.
Marjorie ‘Marjie’ Winfield: What?
William ‘Bill’ Sherman: I don’t believe in marriage.
Marjorie ‘Marjie’ Winfield: But I just asked you in for some buttermilk.
William ‘Bill’ Sherman: Well, I… I didn’t want to drink it under false pretenses.
Mr. Winfield (Leon Ames): Marjorie’s young and very inexperienced. All she knows about men is their batting averages.
Stella: In case you’re interested, this one’s batting a thousand.
Stella: [to Marjorie] Men have been buzzing around here like flies ever since you gave up baseball! This place is beginning to look like the YMCA on a rainy afternoon!
Wesley Winfield: Seems to me a person wouldn’t sing so loud in the morning when they knew another person’s got a sick headache!
Marjorie ‘Marjie’ Winfield: Seems to me a person always gets a sick headache on school days.
Stella: I’m dead! Mr. Winfield, that kitchen’s too big! I’m tellin’ ya, it must be 30 feet from the stove to the cupboard! I’m bein’ paid to be a cook, not a cross-country runner!
Mr. Winfield: Stella, bring me some hot coffee.
Stella: Okay, but it’ll be cold by the time I hike back.
Aunt Martha Robertson: No man believes in marriage – until a woman traps him into it!
Alice ‘Mother’ Winfield: Try not to walk like a first base man.
Wesley Winfield: Gee, it must be tough being a girl.