Funny movie quotes from Three Little Pigskins – a funny Three Stooges comedy short, with Lucille Ball!
Moll: What’s amateur status.
Man: It’s a big political party.
Moll: Are are we going to it?
Man: Relax, we’re all going.
Moe (Moe Howard): Can I have a dime for a hamburger?
Man on the street: Go on, you can get a hamburger for a nickel anyplace.
Moe (Moe Howard): Yeah, but I need the other five cents for a bicarbonate of soda.
Curly (Curly Howard): [with his hand in his coat pocket, as though he’s hiding a gun] Stick ’em up!
Man on the street: I haven’t got a dime. It’s a depression with me.
Curly (Curly Howard): You talking depression and me with a gun here without bullets?
Man: A gun without bullets?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah.
Man: You on the square about it?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah. [man punches Curly]
Man on the street: Does a dollar a piece influence you boys any?
Moe (Moe Howard): Is it honest work?
Man: Does it matter?
Moe, Larry, Curly (Curly Howard): No, not really.
Moe (Moe Howard): [giving directions to Larry] If you get there first, put a chalk mark.
Larry (Larry Fine): Okay. What if you get there first?
Moe (Moe Howard): Then I’ll rub it out.
Moll: Girls, girls, I got ’em, I got ’em!
Moll (Lucille Ball): What, the jitters?
Moll (Lucille Ball): What are you studying at college?
Larry (Larry Fine): Pig Latin. Hat-way are-ay ou-yay oing-day onight-tay? You wouldn’t know a thing about that, would you?
Moll (Lucille Ball): Oh, oh-nay.
Moe (Moe Howard): Oh, a gold digger.
Moll: Oh, a miner.
Moe (Moe Howard): No, I’m 36. Larry’s a minor — he’s 44.