Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film Saved by the Belle
Curly (Curly Howard): Believe it or not!
Moe (Moe Howard): What do you mean, “Believe it or not?”
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ve got an idea!
Singapore Joe: I’ll go in and get it! What kind of fool do you take me for?
Curly (Curly Howard): Why, is there more than one kind?
Policeman: You must come along for questioning with General Casino.
Curly (Curly Howard): But we don’t play at the casino! How about Gin Rummy?
Señorita Rita: But my General, the fat one does not look like a spy. He looks very innocent.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, I don’t know, I’ve been around!
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, puddin’head, what are you doing?
Curly (Curly Howard): I’m trying to get the alarm to work.
Moe (Moe Howard): What for?
Curly (Curly Howard): We’re gonna be shot at sunrise, and I want to make sure we don’t oversleep!
Singapore Joe: Come, my friends, eat, drink and be merry!
Curly (Curly Howard): Where’s Mary?
Curly (Curly Howard): Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You know I’m temperamental!
Moe (Moe Howard): Yeah, 95% temper and 5% mental.
Curly (Curly Howard): And how!
Curly (Curly Howard): I always wanted to be in the Army, it’s such steady work.
Curly (Curly Howard): [looking at the rifle holes in the wall] Hmm, woodpeckers.
Moe (Moe Howard): [not realizing they’re about to be executed] They’re gonna fire a salute in our honor!
Curly (Curly Howard): Hey, we want 21 guns!
Guard: Three will be sufficient.