Funny movie quotes from I Dood It

Funny movie quotes from I Dood It, a musical comedy starring Red Skelton and Eleanor Powell

Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): No crashing the gates of Paradise, young man. In the vernacular, where €™s your ticket?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Sorry, here you go.
Kenneth Cawlor (Thurston Hall): Wait a moment, this ticket is for coffee €”We €™re selling sugar!


Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): She kissed me … right in the USO Bazaar.


Ed Jackson (Sam Levene): Joe, if what €™s running through my mind is running through yours, I swear I’ll whip you to within an inch of your life!
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): And you can do it, too!


Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): If I do I get a whippin €™ … I dood it!


Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Boy, that Jimmy Dorsey really €™s got a band, hasn €™t he?
Tommy Dorsey: Yeah.
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Oh boy, what a brass section, what arrangement!
third man: Hey, did you ever hear his brother, Tommy?
Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): Oh, sure, too many fiddles, though.   There €™s a guy that €™s solid murder.
Tommy Dorsey: I like Bob Hope, too.


Man at table: If anything happens to that suit …
Man €™s wife: You €™ll get another with the money from the insurance company.


Joe Renolds (Red Skelton): [after €˜drinking €™ from an empty glass] Mighty dry wine, wasn €™t it?


Annette (Butterfly McQueen): Uh-oh, here it comes.


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