Funny movie quotes from An Ache in Every Stake starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Curly
Moe (Moe Howard): What are you up to now?
Curly (Curly Howard): [marking a bowling score card, having ‘bowled over’ milk bottles with a cake of ice]I’ve got a perfect score!
Moe (Moe Howard): No you don’t, you need another strike. [slaps Curly]
Moe (Moe Howard): Here! [handing Curly a cake of ice]
Larry (Larry Fine): Here! [handing Curly a cake of ice]
Curly (Curly Howard): Here?
Moe (Moe Howard): No, there! [point up a long flight of stairs]
Dent’s wife: Happy birthday, dear!
Vernon Dent: What’s happy about it?
Dent’s wife: Where’s the birthday cake?
Vernon Dent: I’m wearing it!
Curly (Curly Howard): [‘shaving’ a block of ice]Tell me, is it as warm in the country as it is in the summer, or vice versa? Are you married or happy?
Moe (Moe Howard): [sung to the tune of ‘London Bridge is Falling Down’] We baked you a birthday cake …
Larry (Larry Fine): If you get a tummy ache …
Curly (Curly Howard): And you moan and groan and woe …
Moe (Moe Howard), Larry (Larry Fine), Curly (Curly Howard): Don’t forget we told you so!