Eggs Benedict at Christmastime – A story that leads to an atrocious, and funny, pun! Enjoy!
A man goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his hometown for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, “I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.”
His order comes a short while later and it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the hubcap?”
The waiter says, “Well, sir, there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.”