Butcher and the price of beef – a funny story about a customer haggling with her butcher over price
Customer: What’s the price of your ground beef?
Butcher: $2.00 per pound.
Customer: Two dollars per pound! but the butcher down the street sells it for $1.50 per pound!
Butcher: Why don’t you shop there?
Customer: I did, but he’s out of it.
Butcher: Tell you what — when I am out of it, I’ll sell it for $1.20 a pound.