Batman jokes – Clean and funny jokes about Batman, in Q & A format – enjoy!
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: Why did Bruce’s date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath!
Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
Q: What is a Batman’s favorite part of the joke?
A: The “punch” line!
Q: What does Batman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What is the difference between Batman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters
Q: What is Batman’s New Years resolution?
A: Batman doesn’t make New Year’s Resolutions. He ENFORCES them.
