Away In A Manger? A very funny joke, talking about what would happen nowadays if a Mary and Joseph needed a room at an Inn in Bethlehem
A very religious couple was touring the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very meaningful to them to spend Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, the birthplace of Jesus.
Arriving there, they searched high and low for a room, but none was available at any price. Finally, they pulled up in front of the Sheraton-Bethlehem and the husband got out of the car, telling his wife: “Stay here, sweetie. Let me see if I can do something for us.”
He approached the desk and the clerk told him there were no rooms.
“Sorry, sir. It’s Christmas Eve, our busiest time.”
“Well,” stammered the clerk, “I– I suppose so.”
“Okay,” said the man. “I guarantee you, they’re not coming tonight, so we’ll take their room.”