the drunken man at the Automat

In Las Vegas, a drunken man stumbled into an Automat.  He reached into his pocket, pulled out some coins, and put them into one of the machines.  He received a ham sandwich.  He put more coins in, and got another sandwich.  He kept doing this until he had a small pile of twenty sandwiches.

One of the other people in the automat and asked him, “Don’t you think you have enough sandwiches now?”

The drunken man replied, “Why should I quit while I’m ahead?”

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Tom Raymond

Professional clown who loves to laugh - happily married for 29 years, with 5 children and 1 grandson. Servant of Jesus Christ.

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